A bird in the hand doesn't scare people like a hockey stick does.
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All hockey players are equal, except some SCORE more often than others.
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All hockey players began in jr. high as bad spellers playing hooky!
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And now, let the hockey game begin.
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Any group of Canadians beyond three turns into a hockey game
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Be Young! Have fun! Play hockey!
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Be Young! Have fun! Watch hockey!
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Beware of women who carry hockey sticks.
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Canada: 51 Weeks Winter, One Week Hockeyless Summer
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CAUTION: Hockey is addictive.
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COMPUTER: Something to pass the time when a hockey game isn't on.
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Cyberpuck: the dark future of hockey.
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Don't mess with me. My boyfriend's a hockey player!
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Gimme hockey, or gimme death!
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Give blood - play hockey.
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Help! I've fallen and I can't reach my hockey stick!
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Hockey For Grandparents - By Jerry Hattrick
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Hockey is the greatest sport of all.
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Hockey Players are protesting the excessive violence in figure skating
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I brake for hockey!
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I love hockey, said Tom puckily.
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I never watched a hockey game that I didn't like.
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I used to have a life, then I started watching hockey games.
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I went to the fights last night and a hockey game broke out.
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I'd rather be playing hockey.
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If hockey was easy, they'd call it "Baseball".
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If there's no fight, it wasn't a hockey game.
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I'm NOT addicted. I just watch hockey ALL the time.
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Is it morally wrong to allow hockey players to keep their teeth?
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It's a hockey stick. I always carry one for emergencies.
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It's a hockey thing, you wouldn't understand.
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Judge not a hockey player by his strength, but by his lost teeth!
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Life is what passes you by while watching hockey.
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Life is wonderful. Without it, there would be no hockey.
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Mail without taglines is like Hockey without Fighting.
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Non contact hockey is when a player gets up after the hit.
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OLD HOCKEY PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goal
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Real men play hockey.
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Send money! I need to get some hockey tickets!
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SLEEP: What you do to pass the time when a hockey game isn't on.
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The game of hockey is never called off on account of missing teeth.
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The only good hockey players are the ones with no teeth!
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Yeah, I'm religious. Hockey's a religion, right?
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You are a good example why you shouldn't play hockey without a helmet!
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